Hindi Jokes Blog.
Shakti Singh
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Namaste!
Aaj hum ek naya blog post lekar aaye hain, jismein hum kuch mazedaar Hindi jokes ke baare mein baat karenge. Hum sabhi jaante hain ki humare desh mein humour kaafi mahatvapoorna hai aur issiliye aaj hum aapke saamne kuch aise jokes laaye hain, jinhe sun kar aap haste haste lotpot ho jaayenge.
Santa: Ek paagal ne mujhe keh diya ki woh mujhse shaadi karna chahta hai.
Banta: Toh tumne kya kaha?
Santa: Maine kaha ki tumhare liye yeh theek rahega.
Pappu apni girlfriend se bola: "Tumhare gaal kitne mulayam hai, yeh silk ke kapde se bhi zyada mulayam hai."
Girlfriend ne hairani se poocha: "Yeh kaise pata chala tumhe?"
Pappu bola: "Kyunki jab maine tumhare gaal ko chua, toh main bhi silk se zyada mulayam mahsoos kiya."
Ek aadmi apne dost se poochta hai: "Yaar, tu kyun itna gareeb hai?"
Dost: "Mera dimaag toh Bill Gates se bhi tez hai."
Aadmi: "Toh fir tere paas itna paisa kyun nahi hai?"
Dost: "Kyunki mere dimaag ne kaha ki paisa toh Bill Gates ke paas hai."
Bittu apne dost se poochta hai: "Tumhari biwi ka naam kya hai?"
Dost: "Preeti."
Bittu: "Toh phir tumhare bachche ka naam kya hai?"
Dost: "Jawaab nahi."
Bittu: "Tumhe apne bachche ka naam nahi pata?"
Dost: "Nahi pata, kyunki Preeti ne abhi tak bachche ka naam bataaya hi nahi."
Ek aadmi apne dost se poochta hai: "Tumne apni biwi ko kya gift diya Valentine's Day par?"
Dost: "Maine usse table clock diya."
Aadmi: "Table clock? Kyun?"
Dost: "Kyunki jab woh table clock ko dekhti hai, toh woh mere paas bhaagti hai aur kehti hai ki time kya ho gaya hai."
Toh yeh the kuch mazedaar Hindi jokes, jinhe sun kar aap bhi apne chehre par muskaan laa sakte hain. Hum aasha karte hain ki aapko yeh jokes pasand aaye honge. Agar aapke paas bhi koi mazedaar Hindi joke hai, toh hume comment section mein bataayein. Hum aapke comments ka intezaar karte hain.
