Hindi Jokes Blog
Namaste!
Aaj hum ek naya blog post lekar aaye hain, jismein hum kuch mazedaar Hindi jokes ke baare mein baat karenge, jo humare desh ke raajneeti se jude hain. Hum sabhi jaante hain ki humare desh mein raajneeti aur politicians ke baare mein kya kya charche hote hain. Issiliye aaj hum aapke saamne kuch aise jokes laaye hain, jinhe sun kar aap haste haste lotpot ho jaayenge.
Ek baar ek neta ne ek rally mein kaha: "Agar mujhe vote diya toh main aapke liye chaand ko bhi haath mein lekar laaunga."
Ek aadmi ne poocha: "Lekin chaand aap kaise laaoge?"
Neta bola: "Agar main haar gaya toh toofan macha dunga."
Ek politician ek aadmi se poochta hai: "Tum kaun ho?"
Aadmi bola: "Main journalist hoon."
Politician bola: "Oh, toh tum mujhse puchh rahe ho ki main kaun hoon."
Rahul Gandhi apne dost se poochta hai: "Tu meri madad karega?"
Dost bola: "Haan, zaroor."
Rahul Gandhi bola: "Toh mujhe batao ki BJP ke khilaaf ek tweet kaise likhte hain?"
Ek neta ek aadmi se poochta hai: "Tum kya karte ho?"
Aadmi bola: "Main tailor hoon."
Neta bola: "Toh tum meri party ke liye flag banane ke liye kaam karoge?"
Aadmi bola: "Haan, zaroor."
Neta bola: "Toh batao, hamari party ka flag kaisa hai?"
Aadmi bola: "Sir, main tailor hoon, main toh flag banaunga, design nahi banaunga."
Ek neta apne speech mein bola: "Agar main chunaav jeet gaya toh main aap sabko job doonga."
Ek aadmi ne poocha: "Lekin sir, hum toh already naukri par hain."
Neta bola: "Toh phir job kaun karega? Main hi karunga."
Toh yeh the kuch mazedaar Hindi jokes, jo raajneeti aur politicians ke baare mein hain. Hum aasha karte hain ki aapko yeh jokes pasand aaye honge. Agar aapke paas bhi koi mazedaar Hindi joke hai, toh hume comment section mein bataayein. Hum aapke comments ka intezaar karte hain.
